• family: why don't you ever tell us anything
  • me: *tells them something*
  • family: *makes fun of me*

bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh:

i don’t care if u want to own an android but can u please not take photos of urself in the mirror cos i don’t want to see it. thanks 

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Do not question why I put you in a certain line and argue with me. My job was to even out both lines so it doesnt get crowded. Dont make me mad and put you in the longer line because I had the power to!!

Everyone, don’t piss off a cast member when you come, because you will get nothing achieved.

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shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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doctorwhorcruxes:

carolina-girl:

italktosnakes:

tessaviolet:

ningcomepoop:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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love

seriously the best ever.

This was actually my childhood. 

Wish they had these I high school

This is how I got the first Harry Potter book

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sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????

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trust:

how do people even motivate themselves to do homework i want to know

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